Sorry Mom!

The Outsider
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
PUT A GOOD DIP IN
Ask me anything

Boy:
Babe come over
Girl:
I can't hockey is on
Boy:
I'm horny
Girl:
Did I fucking stutter?

(Source: thewhatever)

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

mommy:

There is a time and place for decaf coffee, never and in the trash.

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

vanillacts:

Peyton Manning (QB) ranked 1st on NFL’s Top 100 players of 2014.

Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

Jaime Lyn Beatty (via franki-e)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes)

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